There I lay, finding me.

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dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

(Source: unclefather)

thatfunnyblog:

And finally someone said it

(Source: de4ctivate)

greatwhiteprivilege:

please hold my goddamn hand

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

smilinggoddess:

It’s what I do when I’m naked

smilinggoddess:

It’s what I do when I’m naked

(Source: bumazing)

(x)

(Source: shuhannazy)

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

sextnoise:

me

sextnoise:

me

(Source: kingofthehillcaps)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

imabadperson69:

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imabadperson69:

(Source: br00kecandy)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(Source: duplication)